Does it start with a festive mood? With celebrations and quiet in the gym? Those are tell-tale signs of an onslaught about to happen.
Behavior
These creatures have many names. It is a mass of creatures, seemingly mindless and puny individually, but together they are the force of nature. Their actions are synchronized. Hive mind control is hypothesized, but not yet proven.
This mass of chubbies is a plague upon any gym. They flood gyms all across the world in a synergized fashion. You cannot do your exercises in peace. There is seemingly a zombie on every machine, on every spot where you want to be. Individually they look feeble, fat and aging. However, as a mass, they are unstoppable mass of frustration.
For yet unknown reason, these creatures tend to amass during holiday period. Especially during New Years. We theorize that it is the cold which enables the hive mind to exert the maximum control over them as their activity during hotter seasons like summer seems to be the lowest.
Classification
Annoyance level: 4
Threat level: 3
Ridiculousness: 1